Crossing Jordan
biblical metaphor of the ancient hebrews crossing the jordan river, commonly used in spiritual songs to represent death and p-ssage to the afterlife.
i know that you are heavily wounded, but crossing jordan is not an option!
a great show about a pathologists solving crimes (yeah, obviously, usually murders) using the body and crime scene as clues. like csi, but with feeling.
did you watch crossing jordan last night?
yeah, of course!!!
a show on a&e about a female medical examiner in boston, her name is jordan cavanah. garrett, her boss, is a raging alcholic fatherly like figure to jordan. jordan cavanah farts directly into her own v-g-n-.
me: hey mom, watcha’ watchin’?
mom: crossing jordan.
me: why? all she does is fart directly into her v-g-n- the whole f-cking show aka b-tch has a smelly fart p-ssy.
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