crotch bag


the extra amount of fabric that one acc-mulates as a result of wearing one’s pants not designed to be at your hips on your hips or lower, creating a “bag” in your crotch and, thus, making your crotch look too long.
“hey, john, look at sarah! she has a crotch bag and a m-ffin top!”
word used to define a fake or knock off coach bag.

one may tell if a coach bag is crotch by looking at the signature double c logo. are those c’s or g’s? many of them are a mixture of c’s and o’s, which can be harder to establish.
omg!! look at that hideous excuse of a coach bag!! thats definitly a complete crotch bag!!!

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