Crotch Catching
this is a sport where people swing their arms with great force while walking in crowded areas and “catch” the person’s crotch behind them.
dave: hey mary, how was your morning commute?
mary: awesome! i went crotch catching and caught 3 crotches this morning when walking out of the subway!!!
dave: lucky, i only caught one old one. i’m going crotch catching again on my way home.
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