crotch chris
a young male with no common sense usually spends his days violently masterbating or playing video games. he only thinks about himself and thinks he’s “the sh-t”. he spends a very little time working out thinking that it will make a huge difference. he drinks p-ssy powder by the gallon and enjoys putting miscellaneous objects into his -ss. he is a down right dirty and usless like some crotches.
dude my buddy’s little brother is such a crotch chris.
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