Crotch-counting
adding 1-3 iches to your p-n-s size since your p-n-s can be felt through your happy sack and crotch.
sl-tty girl: hey how big are you?
mason: uhhhhh…..6 inches, cut……
friend who enjoys c-ck-blocking: mason stop crotch-counting!!!
(sl-tty girl walks away snickering.)
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