Crotch Cuddle


(v.) – when a p-n-s, in an effort to feel cozy and warm, snuggles up inside a nearby v-g-n-. the sensation would be like enveloping oneself inside a wet snuggie, sitting by a fire, and reading a nice book.

note: this is not to be mistaken for s-xual intercourse. there is no thrusting involved, and achieving -rg-sm is not the primary objective. this act is much like normal cuddling, but much more intimate.
kyle was feeling really h-rny, but his girlfriend sophie just wanted to cuddle. they compromised, and crotch cuddled all night long.

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