Crotch Cuddlers
used to describe pants that are so tight that they “cuddle your crotch.”
example 1
guy #1: dude! look how tight those dudes pants are!
guy #2: those are some crotch cuddlers
example 2
guy #1: how do you get those pants on? those things look like they are stuck to you.
guy #2: i know, i thought they looked cool at the store but one wash in the washing machine and they turned into some crotch cuddlers and i cant get them off.
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