Crotch-Dachshund


a euphemism for p-n-s
“i just need to know when to be there; when the stars come into alignment and your flux capacitor lets you finally sate your meteoric greed for crotch-dachshund. i wouldn’t want to miss it and cause a paradox or something.” – dave strider from homestuck

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