crotch dough


the act of putting baby powder on your b-lls and crotch on a hot day and after your duck b-tter has built up throughout the steamy afternoon you are left with crotch dough. it’s like baking bread in your pants.
“dude, it was so hot today that the baby powder was just like flour and has since turned into crotch dough”

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