crotch goblin
a goblin that lives in your crotch, and only comes out at night while you are sleeping. it usually looks for t-tty residue to eat.
holy snap!! that crotch goblin is eating the leftovers of my underwear.
a child. also known as crotch sp-wn, or runny nosed shrieking brat. essentially, a baby or small child that is a whining little h-ll demon. elementary schools and daycare centers abound with crotch goblins.
“someone shut that screeching crotch goblin up!”
any strange or foreign object that appears in underwear that should not be there. example: discharge, sh-t stains, pubic hairs, stains, scabs, flies, cottage cheese, or crabs
when ever i take a chicks panties off, i check for crotch goblins
(n) 1. a perverted or otherwise solely s-x-driven partner
“that guy is only interested in s-x.”
“ugh. what a crotch goblin.”
this is a common slong term for an std
man i got a wicked crotch goblin from this nasty sk-nk
generic term of disrespect, most often used when someone has made a big mistake or been a total jerk.
jesus, i can’t believe steve botched the henderson account! what a total crotch goblin!
one who feeds on the groin while growling and snoring.
i was attacked at a party by a crotch goblin.
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