crotch gremlins
little, feisty creatures that love to sneak in your boxers at night then when you put them on in the morning they launch a full scale -ssault on your crotch.
friend 1: dude stop itching your nuts, what the h-ll’s wrong with you?
friend 2: fool, obviously i’m dealing with crotch gremlins.
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