crotch hit
to deliver a pat in the general crotchal region of your favorite female friends, usually when intoxicated. when necessary, a self crotch hit can be administered prn.
with each round of lemon drops the crotch hits were flying fast and furious.
the act of smacking another female in the crotch out of drunken lesbian intent.
whoa, i was just crotch hit by martina navratilova!
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