crotch lock
when you have a boyfriend/girlfriend and they are the only person you should be f-cking.
hot, s-xy, attractive woman: hey, you want some?
guy: sorry, i’ve got a crotch lock.
1. adj. the state of getting no s-x for a long period of time
jamarcus ain’t called me in forever! i hate when he puts me on crotchlock!
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