Crotch Parrot
the act of invading somebody’s personal sp-ce by resting your crotch on that persons shoulder, much like a parrot on a pirate’s shoulder. mostly found on overcrowded commuter trains, but has been known to happen in an office environment.
i hate rush hour, it’s not even 9am and some suit has already tried to give me the crotch parrot.
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