Crotch Puppet
1. the puppet in the movie labyrinth, that is suspiciously just the right size to give bowie a bl-wj-b whilst standing.
2. a term created by two teenage girls from mississippi, one madly in love with bowie–the other just a crotch puppet who loves to talk about klingons. it is used often, but has no true meaning.
3. can be used in place of sl-t, wh-r-, stupid, dork, anything really.
jeez. you’re such a crotch puppet. 😮
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