crotch puppy
a submissive individual who enjoys performing oral s-x on women.
that boy over there is a crotch puppy
my boyfriend is a complete crotch puppy
1. a singular word for crotch puppies. small insects that dwell in the pubic region of animals. usually spread via intercourse but also by toilet seat.
2. a douche bag, idiot, or r-t-rded child.
gino is a f-cking crotch puppy and cant spell the word “f-got”
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