Crotch Quarter
a quarter that you put between your crotch before you give it to someone.
joe: hey mike! can i borrow a quarter?
mike: sure, just give me a moment… (pretends to get quarter out of his pocket) here you go!
joe: thanks! (walks away)
(you vaguely hear joe say the quarter smells funny)
you: do you think he’ll find out that he got a crotch quarter?
mike: h-ll no! (laughs)
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