crotch skim
when you are walking and your swaying arm or hand hits the thigh or crotch area of another guy. it is usually followed by an awkward sorry.
i knew i had no chance being friends with billy after i crotch skimmed him walking to bk.
guy 1: dude i touched this guys d-ck today!
guy 2: what? why?
guy 1: well not purposefully, i was walking with this guy and my hand hit him square in the b-lls
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