crotch sniper


an expert in the ancient art of unexpectedly grabbing or caressing a guy’s crotch, always performed by another guy. it usually involves h-m-s-xual intent from the sniper, followed by blatant discomfort from the victim.
kev: “did you see what joe just did?”

peter” “i wish i hadn’t. he totally just yanked that guy’s b-lls. looks like he’s a ph.d crotch sniper…”

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