crotch snorkle
simulated oral s-x. or any public head to groin action. coined by ryan seacrest in regards to adam lambert’s ama performance.
also see: pink’s 2004 billboard awards performance
and derek hough and joanna krupa on dancing with the stars.
1. “man, he knocked tom brady on his -ss!”
“yeah, it was a great sack, except for the part where he totally crotch snorkled the dude.”
2. no madonna performance is complete without a requisite crotch snorkle from the dancers.
of, or pertaining to the p-n-s.
“that’s one h-lluva crotch snorkle.”
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