crotch spiders


tiny little dingleberrys that come from the pubic region and also from furry b-tts.
commonly occurs when males run without wearing boxers.
i tell my boyfriend all the time to stop putting crotch spiders on the wall in the shower. but he doesnt listen.
often found in mcdonalds hamburgers.
jerome: sh-t, dude! i just found a set of crotch spiders in my burger!
alan: that’s nasty sh-t, man.
pumba: mhm.

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