crotch thumb


a term to describe someone’s embarr-ssingly small p-n-s and claim that it is m-ssive. – first described by @_james_3005. 2017
chelsea “he has a m-ssive p-n-s, chantelle told me yesterday after she slept with him”
bradley “what? that lying b-tch, she told me he had a crotch thumb!!”

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