Crotch Tits
when a woman is so disgustingly fat that she has huge rolls hanging over her crotch area, resembling a 2nd set of t-ts.
some woman with crotch t-ts at the airport requested a wheelchair and the whole plane had to wait on her. she’s not disabled, she’s just too fat and lazy to walk.
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