Crotch Yeti
def. 1: a person with an extraordinary amount of pubic hair. or the region itself.
def 2: an elderly person’s pubic region, so named due to the whiteness of the hair and its resemblance to the legendary snowman.
yikes! her crotch yeti was so abominable, i thought it was going to eat me!
whoa! the rumours were true, you are a crotch yeti!
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