Crotchbutter
the product derived from the act of using a crotch as the churn, and a p-n-s as the plunger. most successful after several sessions, when there is enough acc-mulated fluid (both penile and v-g-n-l ‘milk’) to facilitate the churn action.
commonly noticed among milk fetishists, the addition of real milk (for best results use whole milk) or cream speeds the process.
churning the cream brings its fat globules together and causes them to clump into lumps of crotchb-tter, leaving a liquid called crotch milk.
generally an acquired taste, as it is a bit tangier than the common grocery store variety. however, some people actually enjoy the taste of properly churned crotchb-tter the first time.
also possible to make chocolate crotchb-tter, and chocolate crotchmilk by repeating the process in the -n-s. only the truly hardcore appreciate the taste of this ‘delicacy’.
after several hours of creampie sessions with samantha, joey noticed the crotchb-tter had achieved the perfect consistency for consumption. as he went down to sample the delectable delight, he exclaimed, “holy sh-t girl, this crotchb-tter is the bomb!”
the nasty material that collects in underwear after a stressful or interesting day – or days.
can be used for revenge purposes.
“so he was there on the couch, and i laid my panties on his face – right where he’d get a big faceful of crotchb-tter.”
“i went out to her car with my underwear, and smeared crotchb-tter all over the steering wheel. she’ll be wondering what the smell is for weeks.”
crotch b-tter is indeed b-tter of the crotch. meaning when you rub b-tter on your crotch, it becomes crotch b-tter. if you take off your underwear and smell popcorn b-tter, you call it…crotch b-tter.
who left their crotch b-tter on the counter!?
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