crotched
in a crowded situation, such as a bar, when two people try to make their way past eachother, accidentally rubbing their genitals against one another.
“oh my g-d! i know this bar is crowded, but i’ve just been crotched by five different men tonight. i feel violated.”
when one p-sses a spliff once they have smoked it to the roach.
here you go man. sorry, i’ve crotched it a bit.
over enthusiastic “cavity search” between female prison inmates. often used in combination with a m-ssive fistful of b-tter.
like when denny crotched shaz on bad girls innit. savage.
the action of food falling on, or caressing one’s crotch before one shares that food with someone else or consumes it entirely.
oh no! my (insert food name here) has been crotched!
no thanks, i don’t want any, it’s been crotched.
this is where a polevault noob jumps at the bar and gets one leg on each side. thereby crushing his/her testes/lack-of-testes.
pole vault veteran: “dude the bar owned that kid”
pole vault veteran 2: “yeah man, he got crotched bad”
pole vault veteran: “daaaaaamn!”
when a person falls with a long object directly under him, and said long object impacts person in the crotch, causing extreme pain. typically occurs to skateboarders.
man, bob crotched himself on that rail pretty bad.
when 1 person (typically male) runs full force into another person who is sitting down, thus h-tting the person in the face with their crotch
i still cant believe i got crotched by a girl!
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