Crotching
the act of stashing drugs or other illegal paraphernalia in one’s undergarments. first used in april 2009 by aclu lawyer adam wolf arguing to the supreme court against strip searches in public schools.
mr. wolf said a strip search may be appropriate if the school has evidence that a student makes a habit of “crotching” drugs. (from the ny times 21 april 2009)
having your eyes drawn to someones crotch – can be voluntary or involuntary action
ken caught me crotching him!
a term used in lieu of masturbation.
“i herd laura crotching herself in the bathroom just now. the sounds she made were other worldly.”
the act of groping one’s own crotch while watching someones significant other in admiration.
hey dude do you mind not crotching my wife right in front of me!
a slang word for telling a friend you had/have an erection without drawing the attention of the surrounding public
“hey bro, what you been up to?”
“just crotching out in maths, this girl was peng!”
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