crotchsplitter
an event that causes the crotch area of your pants to split. also, a story so funny it has the potential of making you laugh so hard that the crotch area of your pants might split.
megan: so, my boyfriend, will, who lives in the palisades, split the crotch of his pants while test-riding his new bicycle. he’s exposed. i’m sorry it’s so funny, but i can’t help it. will doesn’t understand why his crotchsplitter of a story is so funny.
mike and susan laugh uncontrollably, almost splitting their crotches.
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