Crotchstacean
a large group of mainly slippery sometimes slimy creatures that reside between a human females legs. pr-ne to drying out and becoming crusty of denied moisture. commonly known as, bearded clam.
we better have s-x right away, your crotchstacean feels a little dry.
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