crouche fart
fart when you have sweaty legs and squeeze them together then have the fart go up to your t-st-cl-s (generally in fat men).
male 1: hahaha!!
male 2: why are you laughing?
male 1: dude i just crouche farted and it tickled me!!
male 2: f-cking gross…
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