Croucher
1.) a guy who has blisters on his knees from giving prison guards bl-wj-bs.
2.) a guy who’s instrument is bigger than him, eg, double b-ss or cello.
3.) a homeless guy who crouches under a swing or slide at a playground.
lol check out that croucher at the town basin! hahaha!
hey, that guy is smaller than his instrument! what a croucher!
check out those knees! croucher!
a croucher is a person who crouches under swings at night playing a cello because he is a h-m- with no friends.
oh look at that croucher his instrument is bigger than him.
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