crouching tiger hidden ninja
while giving a girl the schocker (2 in the pink one in the stink) you lift her up and sit her down in a chair. quickly remover your hand and -j-c-l-t- on her face. the while she is in shock of what just happened, crouch down and karate chop, once in the v-g-n- and once in the face. then shove your p-n-s back in her mouth.
i was going away at her with my fingers and knew i was going to climax soon, so i gave her the crouching tiger hidden ninja to let her know who is in charge. then however, i decided to go one step further and give her the strawberry shortcake. she was flailing on the ground and i could hear her dad coming up the stairs to see what was going, so i peaced the scene out the window. thats when i seen her mother…
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