croutons


that part of a salad that taste so good it makes you forget about how sh-t the salad tasted
my salad tasted like a turtle p-n-s until i ate the f-ck out of that crouton
small pieces of fried or toasted bread added to soup
when recycled sewage is added to your water supply, you no longer need to add croutons to your soup.
the drummer of the band family force 5
man, crouton’s one awesome drummer.
something you put in cup a soup.
wow thats one mighty big crouton you have there.
a dried piece of bread covered with seasonings that tastes good when you’re high.
who says croutons aren’t a meal?
crouton originally is derived from the canadian word “crout.” and is generally adopted by a select few in lille. it is used as an insult and is generally well accepted.
you sir are a crouton

stop being a crouton

you are a garlic and herb crouton
a crouton was a racist term which applied to caucasian race. this term originated in the 1960’s civil rights movement mostly as a slur used by the black population. the term referred to higher cl-ss white people who could afford to put crouton’s in their salads as a status of their wealth. in rebellion, the black population labeled these spoiled upper-cl-ss white people as ‘croutons’. the term may also refer to the status of caucasians as the “top-of-society” even though they were merely cheap, vapid “re-baked pieces of bread”. this term may be in reference to the phenomena of cheap croutons floating to the top of a delicious soup.
f-ck off you crouton go back and float in your soup!
racist word for a french person.

quiet you f-cking crouton!

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