crowmo
n.
1. one who is pr-ne to create excessive destruction and chaos upon imbibing excessive quant-ties of alcohol.
2. someone who may become violently adamant when his opinion is challenged.
3. one who jumps on the bandwagon of athletic teams who possess the most dominant player in their respective sport. often times, this player will also be a killer, rapist, or junky.
v.
1. being violently clutched and molested from behind.
n.
that guy who spilled all that beer and broke all that stuff at the bar was such a crowmo.
you’re wrong. shaq is not the best player ever and the lakers suck; you’re just a crowmo.
i accidentally went into this gay bar and got totally cromoed by some bikers in an alley.
1 more definition
noun
1. an alternative to today’s silly emo trend. has some values of orginal emo. takes its name from crows, because they are the most emo brids but also very vicious. for those too violent to be emo.
2. a name for music which you feel you could go crazy to or inspires violent tendancies.
3. someone who can throw shapes like no one’s business, likes to drink (sometimes cider), and will bash you in if angered in any small way. lethal at a gig. lashes out for revenge.
noun
1. “crow-mo is far more exciting than emo, less crying for one.”
2. “that f-cking tune makes me want to go crow-mo and throw some shapes! in your f-cking face!”
3. “that crow-mo girl was just drinking cider and then this emo chick bashed into her and now the emo-chick has a bald spot.”
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