crown rewards card
yet another meaningless rewards card that is forced upon unsuspecting hallmark customers when they attempt to purchase anything at a hallmark store.
clerk: “find everything you were looking for?”
customer: “yes, thank you.”
clerk: “do you have your crown rewards card?”
customer: “no, i-”
clerk: “you need one. for real. fill this out. it’ll change your life.”
customer: “but i-”
clerk: “do it now!!”
customer: -obeys-
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