Crowner


named after peter crowner a state of utter lasciviousness.

when asked by his teacher, if he thought the girls in his cl-ss liked his “ruler p-n-s”, peter crowner replied, “yeeaaah!!”. he was the first crowner.
“dude, i was so drunk last night at the bar. i was a total crowner.”
the erection of a crow (a crow-b-n-r).
crow 1 – check out that hot crow!

crow 2 – wow, she’s giving me such a raging crowner… i’m gonna need a few minutes before i can fly.

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