crowtein
a essential meganutrient found in crows’ eggs. somewhat similar to protein, but far more extreme. its ultimate powers are unlocked when combined with vodka and full-fat dairy products.
-hey, bro, you’re looking ripped like a bodyguard. what’s your secret?
-i’ve been slamming crowtein-packed fight milk erryday now i fight with the ferocity of 50 crows!!
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