Crub

when a woman is sad she has a cry and a rub
“jason dumped me last night so i think i’ll stay in and have a crub”.
15 more definitions
a crub is a person mainly on the internet (or in real life) that doesn’t use legitimate evidence or proof in arguments, but instead uses insults that are completely unrelated to the subject at hand.
“so what do you think about obama as the new president?”

“i think he’s a huge f-ggot and needs to kill himself”

“that’s crubbish. stop being such a crub”
one whose argument or disagreement lacks any valid points, but instead only consists of swearing or other vulgarity.
p1: the writers on the show mad men are the most talented people working in hollywood right now.

p2 (in response): are you serious? you c-m-guzzling -sshole f-cking piece of horsesh-t. f-ck your grandmother with your f-ggot p-n-s.

p1: stop being such a crub…
a person online who only uses insults to further their point, without any evidence or proof.
austin was acting like a crub last night when he argued with a person on facebook by calling him a f-ggot instead of respecting his opinion or using evidence to support his own arguement.
alternative name of the card game hearts.
“i played crubs yesterday”
adjective or noun used to a describe a situation of unpleasant weirdness, especially when a person acts out of character in a bizarre and uncomfortable way.
“did you see alan dancing naked while sh-tfaced last night?”
“yeah, that was total crubs.”

“sarah snorting soup through a straw was the most crubs thing i’ve seen all year.”
the act of having your cl-toris rubbed through your clothing.
tubs: i just need somebody to love…
girl 1: no, tubsy you just need somebody to crub!
the natural enemy of a v-dub, usually found in groups with brick and fence.
my girl was driving my gti and she crubbed up my bbs rims.