Crudely Drawn Crayon House


a more apt term for an eiffel tower, as it looks more like a house drawn by a kindergartener.
sam: sh-t, man, why do they always gotta high five when they’re spit roasting the chick?
me: it’s called an eiffel tower.
sam: looks more like a crudely drawn crayon house to me.

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