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• size of a cock

  it should be around 8-9 inches smaller d-cks are not as good as big d-cks, girls like big d-ck to stuff down thier mouth or v-g-n-. he had a big -ss size of a c-ck which i stuffed down my throat.

• Evenout

  when having both -n-l and v-g-n-l s-x, and the man -j-c-l-t-d in each orifice an uneven amount of times, and he performs one last s-x act to even it out. “i blew two loads in her -ss, but only one in her puss, so in the morning i woke her up with an evenout”.

• EveryDay I'm Buffering

  it’s when your internet connection is so slow that when trying to watch a video it is buffering. teacher: kids lets watch the news update online! kids: yay! (teacher loads page) kid 1: aww it’s buffering! kid 2: everyday i’m buffering! (starts dancing)

• Exhibitchion

  (pr-nounced ex-hi-b-tch-in) a public display of emotion, or pdoe , about an ex, mainly consisting of animosity but sometimes sadness. josh: “i can’t believe she dumped me, that stupid sl-t”. kenny: “dude, enough with the exhib-tchions already. she dumped you 6 months ago.

• martinjob

  the act of getting drunk with a girl, taking her back to your room, and staying up talking to her all night. n: did you hear what happened to franzi the other night? c: i heard he got martinjobbed. they sat on the couch talking until she sobered up and left.

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