cruise control
to be on cruise control means you are detached from the world: you glide through, paying limited or no attention to events which occur around you. you often stare into sp-ce. you may daydream, but most of the time you aren’t really thinking about anything. you may feel lost even in familiar surroundings.
this can result from the break-up of a relationship, trouble within the family or the death of someone close to you.
it may involve drug use.
the term derives from the cruise control system on a car, which allows a specific speed to be set and regulated automatically by an onboard computer; the driver does not have to use the accelerator pedal
ever since my brother killed himself, i’ve been totally out of it: i’m on cruise control.
caps lock is cruise control for cool.
person 1: lol u tk him 2 da bar?
person 2: even with cruise control, you still need to steer.
receiving a bl-wj-b or handjob from the p-ssenger while driving the vehicle.
(pun meaning the driver is “cruising” in the car, while the p-ssenger is “controlling” the driver’s p-n-s)
“i was gettin’ some cruise control the other day in the car, it was great!”
or
friend: “dude, what took you so long to get here?!”
you: (spoken in a sarcastic manner) “i was on cruise control the whole way here.”
the state of which your body has exhausted all its energy during s-xual activity and results in a slow, uncontrolled motion that oddly resembles a humping motion.
after 5 hours of s-x joe was very tired and put it into cruise control to catch his breath
the v-g-n-l, -n-l, and oral penetration of a woman while she is jacking off two men. all of the 5 men penetrate their -ssigned orifice for 6 minutes, and then switch off. the total time for the activity is 30 minutes. cruise control is mainly intended to humiliate the woman in question
girl: for my boyfriend’s birthday, i agreed to cruise control him and his four closest friends. i think i got to know each of them a little bit better after their c-cks were in me.
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