Cruise Slut
a woman that signs up for a singles cruise, gets smashed every night on the boat and proceeds to screw as many guys as possible. of course the woman denies it to the rest of the group, yet her roommate tells everyone she has enough condoms and lube to f-ck an army!
“did you get a piece of that cruise sl-t? yeah…i did her in my cabin last night.”
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