Crumb Bitch
a duurrrty sl-t bag who will do dutty tings anywhere, anytime.
these dutty women will m-st-rb-t- on a train, f-ck on a toilet seat with a sh-t that hasn’t been flushed, wipe their p-ssy clart with a used sanitary towl from the park and even let a dog lick their poontang full of pedigree chumb.
‘ay blad see that crumb b-tch over there lickin a whiteboys batty??’
‘dat crumb b-tch c-ssandra got arrested for p-ssin on a tramps dog while he was asleep’
‘ay blad don’t try it with her yeh, she’s a dutty crumb b-tch fam, trust. peeps been sayin she put a broken bottle of vodka up her p-ssy hole!’
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