crumb king
a person who leaves a trail of food crumbs everywhere they go. someone who could make soup into crumbs and drop them on the floor/table.
“have you seen that matthew guy? he’s super cute, but everywhere he goes there is a trail of bread crumbs! what gives?” “oh, you didn’t know? he’s the crumb king.”
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