crumble
to break, be destroyed or to shatter into several pieces; to leave, to think, to feel, to -ssociate oneself with s-xually, to taste and/or lick, to be raped by, to acquire, to call, to enjoy, to desire.
“sorry, i have to crumble off the phone now.”
“did you hear about mr. h, the rapist social studies teacher? i heard he crumbled like 2 squillion kids’ biscuits!”
verb – to crumble.
the disappointing act of giving up on one’s intentions, usually at the very last minute. this usually involves peer pressure or just a total lack of backbone.
adjective – to describe a person who is likely to crumble often. e.g. ‘that guy is a right crumble’.
sometimes this adjective becomes a nickname as such, but this is only ever used when someone is a notorious crumble.
-2 weeks to the night out-
nick: “you coming out in 2 weeks, don?”
rose: “yeah, sure”
-2 minutes to night out-
nick: “what time do you wanna head off, don?”
rose: “not going, sorry……”
—– (this can work the opposite way round too) ——
juan: “nock, i thought you weren’t coming out tonight? you said “i can’t come out tonight, i’m trying to be healthy and don’t want to feel rough tomorrow”, but you’re here!?”
nock: “ermm…”
juan: “mate, you propa crumbled!”
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(n)small, hard particles that come from blackheads and pores, extracted by firmly rubbing the face.
i saw the girl by the grill rubbing her face for crumbles, and i hoped she wasn’t going to handle my burger.
when something is messed up, not right, jacked up, not cool or not fair its a crumble. it can replace any of those sayings.
awww man that’s crumble!!!!!!!
(n) small, hard particles that come from blackheads and pores, extracted by firmly rubbing the face.
i saw the girl by the grill rubbing her face for crumbles, and i hoped she wasn’t going to handle my burger.
crumbles: another way too say marijuana/pot!
hey man, you hanging out with crumbles tonight?
when having s-x for the first time in a while (usually because you are a loser) and the debris in your p-b-s “crumble” and fall off/out of your p-b-s. debris such as dandruff, dust, mold, dirst, and in some cases dried c-m from uncontrolled masturbation events.
girl 1: so i heard you had s-x last night
girl 2: yeah but it was obviously the guys first time in a while
girl1: why, did he crumble?
girl 2: he crumbled the whole time!
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