crumblefuck


a word first used in 2017 by the popular youtuber flipsidemaster that means a complete sh-t storm of a mess that is falling more apart by the minute. a simple -n-logy is your pecan cookie that is dry as all living h-ll that your grandmother always has in a plastic container.
flipsidemaster’s headset mic is a crumblef-ck! i can’t hear myself think with that droning sound being blasted into my eardrums!

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