crumbshaker
the act of m-st-rb-t–n after a period of time where inadequate personal hygiene results in an acc-mulation of sm-gm- in the mammalian genitals, causing a “snowstorm” effect to occur.
aptly co-termed: “d-ck-blizzard”.
“have we got any icing sugar?”, she enquired.
“…give me a minute, i’ve got a crumbshaker brewing”.
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