crump
old word gaining new popularity in stupid bullsh-t rap songs because everyone is getting tired of hearing “fo’ shizzle my nizzle”. p-ssy -ss rap artists sit around and sh-t out these new words and think they’re the sh-t when really they just smell like sh-t.
i’m a sk-nk -ss rap artist and when i say crump, you shove that cuc-mber up my -ss because i aint gonna stop you from doing it.
a venereal disease contracted s-xually in which small shrimp like creatures habitate in pubic hair. these creatures highly resemble ocean based crumpets, but are molescule in comparison. easily treatable with douche.
girl 1: wtf!!?? i just found a miniature shrimp in my crotch!
guy 2: holy sh-t! you got the crumps! you dirty b-tch! i told you that your addiction to banging hobos would lead to trouble!
acronym: careless rarely useful meaningless person.
if you have a project that really needs to be completed successfully and quickly – the one guy you really don’t want on the job is a c.r.u.m.p.
boss: “hey stuie what the f-ck’s happened to this job? it was looking good, on time and on budget – now it’s all gone to sh-t”!
manager: “sorry but it wasn’t my idea to put t—y in charge. everyone knows he’s a proper c.r.u.m.p.”
verb – to stomp onto the stomach of a freshly deceased corpse with such force that its internal organs erupt from its -n-s/v-g-n-. usually performed so that the guts spray into the face of a willing volunteer for their perverted pleasure.
jon: “how’d you like that time when i crumped your mum all over you?”
dan: “it was the hottest thing ever”
synonym for the verb ‘m-st-rb-t-‘.
i am in dire need of a crump, haven’t had one in hours.
a term of endearment usually used between to engaged lovers
what’s up crumps?
the alignment and angleing of a female’s legs, arms and torso during coitus that best enhances the chance of a f-nny fart.
dont you think the sound of a motor boat sounds like a f-nny fart? i think i will crump my girlfriend tonight and find out?
my girlfriend crumped during s-x and woke the next door neighbour with her f-nny fart.
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