crumpet gut
a fat chicks gut that resembles the hood of a hail damaged vw. most commonly found on welfare bludgers that hit up to much kfc.
f-ck b dizzel i picked up this red headed minga last night, her crumpet gut hung over her m-ff so far that i had to lift the basterd up just to get a look in.
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