Crumpets and Tea


to sh-t and then p-ss on the sh-t after laying it down on a females breast region
i just served that funky ho some crumpets and tea, b-tch.
to sh-t and then p-ss on the sh-t after laying it down on a females preast region
i just served that funky ho some crumpets and tea, b-tch.

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